This virus will wipe out your private folder from your life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises. Visit the nearest Super market and purchase one or both of the
antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you
do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

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To the world you may be one person, but,
To one person you may be the world!

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.

He was given a slngshot to play with out in the woods.

He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.

Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck.

Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his
sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.

After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’

But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’

Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’

So Johnny did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.’

Sally just smiled and said, ‘Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help’

She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.

After several day of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he
finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck.

Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing,but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.’

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… And the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.) ..whatever it is…You need to know thatGod was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing.

He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.

The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness;

He not only forgives you, but He forgets.

It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make the difference in someone’s life today.

Share this with a friend and always remember:

God is at the window!

When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!

If you are one of the 93 % who will stand up for him

forward this with the title, ‘I’m in the 93%’

Would you believe 7% of people won’t forward this?

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1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 125

4 = 625
5 = ?

Please think twice before scrolling

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Answer = 1

REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.

1 = 5

MORAL OF THE PROBLEM:
DON’T COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE

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Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

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1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red – You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black – you are conservative and aggressive.

Green – your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue – you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate…..

5. If you chose…..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose:

Sydney: You like adventure.

Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday!

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This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake. The average person can’t do it! This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is a cat
7. This is fool cat
8. This is busy cat
9. This is for cat
10. This is forty cat
11. This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can’t resist passing it on.

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