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To the world you may be one person, but,
To one person you may be the world!

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.

He was given a slngshot to play with out in the woods.

He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.

Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck.

Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his
sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.

After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’

But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’

Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’

So Johnny did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.’

Sally just smiled and said, ‘Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help’

She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.

After several day of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he
finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck.

Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing,but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.’

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… And the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.) ..whatever it is…You need to know thatGod was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing.

He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.

The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness;

He not only forgives you, but He forgets.

It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make the difference in someone’s life today.

Share this with a friend and always remember:

God is at the window!

When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!

If you are one of the 93 % who will stand up for him

forward this with the title, ‘I’m in the 93%’

Would you believe 7% of people won’t forward this?

IF

1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 125

4 = 625
5 = ?

Please think twice before scrolling

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Answer = 1

REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.

1 = 5

MORAL OF THE PROBLEM:
DON’T COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE

If you are honest this tells the truth – it’s pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you’re done, scroll down. (Don’t cheat)
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Answers ….

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red – You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black – you are conservative and aggressive.

Green – your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue – you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate…..

5. If you chose…..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose:

Sydney: You like adventure.

Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday!

To my SMART friends …

This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake. The average person can’t do it! This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.

  1. This is this cat
  2. This is is cat
  3. This is how cat
  4. This is to cat
  5. This is keep cat
  6. This is a cat
  7. This is fool cat
  8. This is busy cat
  9. This is for cat
  10. This is forty cat
  11. This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can’t resist passing it on.

An acronym (pronounced AK-ruh-nihm, from Greek acro- in the sense of extreme or tip and onyma or name) is an abbreviation of several words in such a way that the abbreviation itself forms a word.

List of most common acronyms that is used in e-mail, chats, SMS messaging, MMS messaging and various social networking sites like Facebook, Orkut, Twiiter, Myspace etc :

AAMOF = As a matter of fact

ABT = About

ADN = Any day now

AFK = Away from keyboard

AISI = As I see it

AIUI = As I understand it

AKA = Also known as

ASAP = As soon as possible

A/S/L = Age/sex/location

ATM = At this moment

AWA = As well as

B4 = Before

BAC = Back at computer

BBL = Be back later

BBS = Be back soon

BC = Be cool

B/C = Because

B/F = Boyfriend

BM = Bite me

BKA = Better known as

BOB = Back off bastard

BOL = Be on later

BOT = Back on topic

BRB = Be right back

BTA = But then again

BTW = By the way

CAD = Ctrl-alt-delete

CFY = Calling for you

CO = Conference

CTS = Changing the subject

CU = See you

CU2 = See you too

CUL = See you later

CYA = See ya

DIY = Do it yourself

DL = Download

DND = Do not disturb

DYK = Do you know

EAK = Eating at keyboard

EMSG = Email message

EOD = End of discussion

EOF = End of file

EOM = End of message

EOS = End of story

EOT = End of thread
F = Female

F2F = Face to face

FAQ = Frequently asked questions

FOAF = Friend of a friend

FOCL = Falling of chair laughing

FOFL = Falling on the floor laughing

FOS = Freedom of speech

FYEO = For your eyes only

FYI = For your information

G2B = Going to bed

GA = Good afternoon

GAL = Get a life

GBH = Great big hug

GBY = God bless you

GE = Good evening

GF = Girlfriend

GFU = Good for you

GG = Good game

GGU2 = Good game you two

GJ = Good job

GL = Good luck

GM = Good morning / good match

GN = Good night

GR8 = Great

GtG = Got to go

GTSY = Glad to see you

H = Hug

H&K = Hug and kiss

HAGD = Have a good day

HAGN = Have a good night

HAND = Have a nice day

HF = Have fun

HSIK = How should i know

IC = I see

IDC = I don’t care

IDI = I doubt it

IDK = I don’t know

IHY = I hate you

ILY = I love you

IMO = In my opinion

IS = I’m sorry

JAM = Just a minute

JAS = Just a second

JIC = Just in case

JP = Just playing

JW = Just wondering

K = OK

L8R = Later

LAM = Leave a message

LNK = Love and kisses

LMA = Leave me alone

LMAO = Laughing my ass off

MBO = Laughing my butt off

LMHO = Laughing my head off

LOL = Laughing out loud

LOOL = Laughing out outrageously loud

LY = Love ya

MB = Maybe

M8 = Mate

N = In

N2M = Not too much

N/C = Not cool

NE1 = Anyone

NM = Never mind

NP = No problem

NVM = Nevermind

OBTW = Oh, by the way

OIC = Oh, I see

OMG = Oh my god

OT = Off topic

PLZ = Please

PM = Private message

POOF = I have left the chat

PPL = People

PS = Post script

Q4U = Question for you

QSL = Reply

QSO = Conversation

QT = Cutie

ROFL = Rolling on floor laughing

ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor laughing my ass off

ROFLOLWTIME= Rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

ROFLOLUTS = Rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak

S2R = Send to receive

SRY = Sorry

SYS = See you soon

TA = Thanks again

TCO = Taken care of

THX = Thanks

TIA = Thanks in advance

TMI = To much information

U2 = You too

UW = You’re welcome

W8 = Wait

W8AM = Wait a minute

WAY = What about you

WE = Whatever

WP = Wrong person

WRT = With respect to

WTH = What the heck?

Y = Why?

Y2K = You’ too kind

YM = You mean

YW = You’re welcome

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