As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
“Well,” he said, “when they were very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.” My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further…. Why shouldn’t we try it again?
“YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT.”
God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he/she yanked up to Heaven three
influential humans, George Bush, Russian President, and Bill Gates.
“The human race is a complete disappointment,” God boomed.
“You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the
world.” Then, with another crash of thunder they found themselves back
on Earth.
Bush immediately called in his cabinet. “I have good news and bad
news,” he announced grimly.
“The good news is that there is god. The bad news is Gods really mad
and plans to end the world in a week.”
The Russia President announced to parliament, “Comrades, I have bad
news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a
god after all. The worse news is Gods mad and is going to end the
world in a week.”
Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. “I have
good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one
of the three most influential men on Earth,” he beamed.
“The better news is we don’t have to fix Windows Vista.”
1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family,
forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they
are called.. “IT professionals”
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If
you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen
off”
3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the
other loves too many.
4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for
your exams..!
7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise
man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy
I ever loved.!”
Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said:
” WE do have an… opening for you..! ”
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee….. Leave them to us.
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