| How To Kill English ……
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette…? ” ********************************************************************* Class teacher once said : ” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!” ******************************************* once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America..” ******************************************* “..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..” ******************************************* don’t..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…… ******************************************* it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on) ******************************************* teacher in a furious mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!! ******************************************* “shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college” ******************************************* My manager started like this “Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids” ******************************************* “I’ll illustrate what I have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board ******************************************* “will u hang that calendar or else i’ll HANG MYSELF” ****************************** ************* LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE” ******************************************* Chemistry HOD comes and tells us… “My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter” ******************************************* Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ******************************************* “why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!” ******************************************* Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. “I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? ******************************************** Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. “Keep quiet, the principal has passed away” ******************************************** Teacher to Girl Student: Yesterday you were lying (lie) with the principal and today you are lying (lie) with me?? ******************************************** Teacher to student: I will catch you and jump out of the window. (Teacher tried to tell a student that he will hold the student and throw him out of the class.) ******************************************** Teacher to Girl Student: Meet me behind the school (after the school |
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