God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he/she yanked up to Heaven three
influential humans, George Bush, Russian President, and Bill Gates.
“The human race is a complete disappointment,” God boomed.
“You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the
world.” Then, with another crash of thunder they found themselves back
on Earth.
Bush immediately called in his cabinet. “I have good news and bad
news,” he announced grimly.
“The good news is that there is god. The bad news is Gods really mad
and plans to end the world in a week.”
The Russia President announced to parliament, “Comrades, I have bad
news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a
god after all. The worse news is Gods mad and is going to end the
world in a week.”
Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. “I have
good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one
of the three most influential men on Earth,” he beamed.
“The better news is we don’t have to fix Windows Vista.”
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