The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via
any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private folder from your life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises. Visit the nearest Super market and purchase one or both of the
antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you
do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
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