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My Dear Friends………….
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True Friends always pop up to say Hello….
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True Friends don’t Care if you’re a lil’ different…
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True Friends never fight like cats and dogs…
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True Friends will drive you anywhere!!!
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True Friends let everyone come along….
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True Friends don’t laugh at you when you get new glasses…
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And True Friends never let you do something you’ll regret when you wake up the next morning!
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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Happy Friendship Day to You. May our friendship last till the existence of the Earth.
May our friendship grow and create a milestone in the history of friendship.
Three Cheers for our friendship!
Hip Hip HURRAY

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KEEP ROCKING
BEST WISHES!!!!

Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”

Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect
to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

X asked, “Can you explain?”

Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s
decisions.”

Still not convinced, X asked Y “Give me some examples”

Y said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much
amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air
conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep
a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it”

X asked, “Then what is your role?”

Y said, “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether
America should attack Iraq , whether Britain should lift sanction
over Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin
Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER
objects to any of these”.

Men

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.

4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.

7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.

6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Happy Friendship Day

Happy Friendship Day

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