See what INDIA lost after partition of India and Pakistan …
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This is indeed a Gr8 loss..lets extend a friendly hand towards Pakistan
Waterfalls…..
Problems may come but u must take it as a ” ROYAL CHALLENGE ”
Otherwise people will call u an ” OLD MONK ”
And stick a ” BLACK LABEL ” to u.
But u must fight like ” NAPOLEAN “,
Live like a ” BAGPIPER “,
Strut around like ” JHONNY WALKER “,
Work till ” 8PM “,
Think like a ” DIRECTOR SPECIAL ”
…..And do not forget the cute little ” BLACK DOG ”
Then your life will be like an ” IMPERIAL BLUE ”
And if you do above things there will be good value for your ” SIGNATURE ” ….
! ! ! Cheers ! ! !
THE PERSON IS A DOCTOR WHO DOESN’T HAVE ANY PATIENTS VISITING HIM….
BUT HE DOESN’T GIVE UP……
LOOK WHAT HE DOES…..
**** If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. ****
These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so
good at ENGLISH.
our class teacher once said :
” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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once our hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to
america..”….lol…
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be
fallen down…..
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to
switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said
” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood…
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”
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“half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining
come behind me”……
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My manager started like this
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”
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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board
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“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”
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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”
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our lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
“i understand. u understand.computer how understand??
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