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New Version:
It can happen only in Indian Movies
Baghban : Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after
Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said
to be
separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that
six-month period, they celebrate Valentine’s Day, which falls on
February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October.
There is no way these two occasions could come between March and
September!
u all may be know that………….
Now for cricket fans……….to enhance their movie cricket rules………
Lagaan : Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an
over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over
has 6 balls.
Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.
Amar Akbar Anthony : Three men donate blood at the same time to the
same person.
It can happen because that scean was very emotional………..???????
Awwal Number : Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius — former
cricketer,captain, army chief, commissioner, you name
it……………
And Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!
Khalnayak : The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document
screen!………………….
After Movie ends
Special thanks to Bill Gates
(……WORD…………..SPY……….When Bill???????)
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha : Kajol gets off the train to use the public
toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her.
Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four
toilets inside.
But no comment …………….Indian railways???????
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi : Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to
America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet
Airways……………..
International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight +
Khiladiyon ka khiladi
The last one is ultimate…………and horrible……….
Tere Mere Sapne : Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she
is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja…..(Himmat to
dekho……….).
Only an engineer like you can feel this horror……………………
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you
to check this.
2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he
ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ‘sit’, so that we
can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only
‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
PC at home only.
9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past
Documents’?
10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
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M.B.A Student (vs) B.Tech Student
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the B.Tech wakes his MBA friend and says
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The B.TECh asks, “What does that tell you?”
The MBA ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”
The B.Tech is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent”.
“ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE”
Very Shocking…..
This is the story of a young college girl Priya who passed away last
month
when s he was hit by a truck in Chandigarh.
She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without hand phone.
In fact she also changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch,
so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost..
She used to spend half of the day talking with Shankar.
Priya’s family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to
Priya’s family as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed
away she always told her friends “If I pass away
Please burn me with my hand phone” she also said the same thing to her
Parents.
After her death, people couldn’t carry her body, A lot of them tried to
do so
But still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were
the
Same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours,
who
Can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her
father.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here.” Then her
Friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her
phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
Casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved
easily
And they then carried her into the van.
All of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that
Priya
had passed away.
After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom…..
Shankar:…..”Aunty, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don’t tell Priya that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”
Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna tell you something
Very important.”
After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
That they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “don’t try to
fool
Me – tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this
Nonsense”.
Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said… “It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “See this is from Priya, see this….”
He showed the phone to priya’s family. All of them told him to answer.
He talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her
sim
Card since it is nailed inside the grave box
they were so shocked and asked
For the same person’s
(Who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
Master to solve this matter.
He & his master
worked for 5 hours.
Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them…
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Hutch has the best coverage.
“Where ever you go, our network
follows!!!”
HAHAHAHAHA
Can u guess?
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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn’t it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Now, take a look at this…
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!
It’s up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.
WARNING !
Only for Adults
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LOL ADULTS !
What were you Searching for?
This one would help a lot with the nightly debate over who has more covers!!
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