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Best Moments In Life

The Best Moments In Life

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.

3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.

4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.

5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.

6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.

7. Passing your final exams with good grades.

8. Being a part of an interesting conversation.

9. Finding some money in some old pants.

10. Laughing at yourself.

11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.

12. Laughing without a reason.

13. “Accidentally” hearing someone say somthing good about you.

14. Watching the sunset.

15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.

16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.

17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this “special” someone.

18. Having a great time with your friends.

19. Seeing the one you love happy.

20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.

21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.

22. Hearing someone telling you “I LOVE YOU”.

“True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in
the bad times…..without calling.”

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference

This happens to be a very old story by now (esp in the age of chain mails)….but just for the sake of reminding and awaking our-selves in our day-to-day endeavors I am sending this to you ……

Moral of the story is too Good……………………………..

A giant ship engine failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship’s owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

“What?!” the owners exclaimed. “He hardly did anything!”

So they wrote the old man a note saying, “Please send us an itemized bill.”

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer…… ……… …….. $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap………. ……… …… $ 9, 998.00
Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!

PoOr BoYs…..!

When a Girl Cries ———— The World “Consoles” her

But when a boy cries ———- Come on man don’t be A “Girl”

If A Girl slaps a Boy ———– Definitely the Boy would have “done something”

If Boy Slaps a girl ————– Rascal doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”

If a Girl is talking to Boys —– She is “Very Friendly”

If a Boy talks to a Girl ———- He is “flirting”

If a Girl meets with accident ——————– Then its “mistake of others”

If a Boy meets with same accident ———— Bloody you “don’t know how to Drive”

Wat A World Is this

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Perfect man…

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along

and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional,

the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized

that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him.

He told the beggar, “I do not have money, But if you

tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.”

“I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar.

The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”.

He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to
the beggar.

The beggar told, “I don’t smoke as it is injurious to health.”

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told
the beggar, “Here, take this bottle and enjoy the

stuff. It is Really good”.

Th! e beggar refused by saying, “Alcohol muddles the brain and
damages the liver”.

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, “I am going to the race
course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will
place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone”.

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying,
“Sorry sir, I can’t come with you as betting on horses

is a bad habit.”

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to

come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar’s face lit up in anticipation

of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts

and asked the man, “Why do you want me to go to your house with you”.

The man replied, “My wife always wanted to see how a

man with no Bad habits looks like.”

Mentos Jindagi……

ye hai aam zindagi……
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Aur ye hai mentos Zindagi……

Dimaag Ki Batti jala de….!!!!!

Define Wife…

DavidBissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is,
“What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Sam Kinison
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

James Holt McGavran
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn’t.”

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can
have mine.”

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”