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STRESS TEST

I am Not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate..

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington .

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a vacation.

Side effects of alcohol … And remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7   . Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

If your brain works normally this is neat.
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink..

However if you stare at the black ‘+ ‘ in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black ‘ + ‘ in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It’s amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear. This should be proof enough, we don’t always see what we think we see.

Have a look at this

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month :10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km): 48,000( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets: 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train:Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights :Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free

Electricitycosts at home: Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge: Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year :32,00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years: 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE
HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO
CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and
price hike on our regular commodities………

And this is the present condition of our country:

855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have………….
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENS OF INDIA ..
but,
STILL Proud to be INDIAN

i know hitting a delete button is
easier…….bt…….try 2 press fwd button 2
make people aware of it!

Life is too complex to understand. But it’s worth a try!!

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